4-Seater Recall

There.com recently issued a recall on all 4-seater buggies purchased in the month of January. Faulty workmanship in the rear of these buggies could result in a potentially dangerous situation. "Given the right conditions", says an employee who worked directly on the 4-seater project but prefers to remain anonymous, "the two rear seats can spontaneously combust, bursting into uncontrollable flames and causing a slight charring to the skin of any avies who were unfortunate enough to be seated back there." When questioned about the necessary conditions for such an explosion, the employee responded: "Naturally, we wish to keep the details confidential to prevent misuse until the problem can be properly addressed. However, I can note that it involves a stop sign, a rubber band, a roll of duct tape, and one very sleepy avatar behind the wheel."

There.com faces forty pending lawsuits from avies who were severely burned as a result of the faulty buggies, slightly inconvenienced at having to read this story about the faulty buggies, or who stubbed their toe on the newspaper article containing this story about the faulty buggies as they walked out of their house this morning.

Jon Quixote was There!