Blinky's got a new home!! It appears Mr. Blinky was tired of the hazy scene below Saja, and decided to take a trip down to New Kansas. It must have been an extremely long and tiresome walk for Mr. Blinky, since New Kansas is nowhere near Saja! When I came across him, he was taking a well deserved break, just soaking up the sun. He'd better be careful though. As a result of spending the majority of his life protected from the sun's UV rays, Mr. Blinky has a very fair complexion. Perhaps his time on Kansas will do him some good. I left him a bottle of SPF 3,000 just in case.
Mad Cow disease strikes again! To read about previous cases of mad cow disease in There, click here. Justin summoned me to Karuna last night where I saw two girls who were complaining about how bored they were. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but a bit later I visited Paiz and saw the same two girls had gained a following. Their numbers had grown to no less than five and all of their mouths were excreting gibberish at ear bleeding decibels! After careful examination by several world-renowned physicians, it was determined that these young avatars were suffering from the same strain of "Bordemvine Spongy-tummy Encel-apathy" that had previously possessed three overweight avatars to harass newbies! These avies, however, were in the advanced stages of the disease where loss of motor control is among the more severe symptoms. Other symptoms include uncontrollable urges to disrupt nearby conversations in fits of high-pitched screaming, and the inability to stay put in one place for any extended period of time. Luckily for us, sunny1 and staff Greeter_Ice were on the scene within moments! When the afflicted avatars spotted these figures of authority, they immediately fled the scene and sought shelter near a spa. As a result of their condition, however, they soon returned to taunt us some more. Upon their return, men in white coats jumped out from behind the blue THC Kiosk and quickly took the poor avies away. One of the infected avies was seen kicking and screaming words that almost resembled a popular song by Napoleon the 14th. The video of this scene has been withheld as it may be too disturbing to some of our readers. The exact cause of these recent breakouts has yet to be determined, though persistent segmentation violations are still suspect. The disease appears to be targeting the youth of There, but no cases have yet resulted in death. Everyone is reminded to report any suspicious acting avatars promptly and seek shelter. Should you yourself become infected, seek counseling immediately. Further investigations are under way.
Mad Cow disease strikes again! To read about previous cases of mad cow disease in There, click here. Justin summoned me to Karuna last night where I saw two girls who were complaining about how bored they were. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but a bit later I visited Paiz and saw the same two girls had gained a following. Their numbers had grown to no less than five and all of their mouths were excreting gibberish at ear bleeding decibels! After careful examination by several world-renowned physicians, it was determined that these young avatars were suffering from the same strain of "Bordemvine Spongy-tummy Encel-apathy" that had previously possessed three overweight avatars to harass newbies! These avies, however, were in the advanced stages of the disease where loss of motor control is among the more severe symptoms. Other symptoms include uncontrollable urges to disrupt nearby conversations in fits of high-pitched screaming, and the inability to stay put in one place for any extended period of time. Luckily for us, sunny1 and staff Greeter_Ice were on the scene within moments! When the afflicted avatars spotted these figures of authority, they immediately fled the scene and sought shelter near a spa. As a result of their condition, however, they soon returned to taunt us some more. Upon their return, men in white coats jumped out from behind the blue THC Kiosk and quickly took the poor avies away. One of the infected avies was seen kicking and screaming words that almost resembled a popular song by Napoleon the 14th. The video of this scene has been withheld as it may be too disturbing to some of our readers. The exact cause of these recent breakouts has yet to be determined, though persistent segmentation violations are still suspect. The disease appears to be targeting the youth of There, but no cases have yet resulted in death. Everyone is reminded to report any suspicious acting avatars promptly and seek shelter. Should you yourself become infected, seek counseling immediately. Further investigations are under way.
Jon Quixote was There.
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